Calling up Erik Christensen and Ryan Whitney: more money than I'll see in the next 5 years.

Erik Christensen: 1 goal
Ryan Whitney: 4 assists
Penguins games won since they've been called up: 2
Penguins games played since they've been up: 2

Me being right: priceless.

How does he pull off scoring like 65 goals tonight, and he's not up in Pittsburgh? I dont understand.